July 2001 Issue
Letters: July 2001
I read your review of aluminum polishes with disbelief. Who advised you on what products to evaluate, Martha Stewart? What were you thinking? Were you sissies afraid to try a real manís/womanís polish?
Iím talking about Nuvite of course, the finest aluminum polish available at any price for those who are amongst the true illuminati of shine.†Not only is Nuvite the best aluminum polish ever invented,†itís also nicely scented with a†full-bodied†aroma of volatile aromatics delicately balanced by a hint of chlorofluorocarbons and tert-butyl ethers. Its bouquet is†reminiscent of the finest jock itch ointments. †
I must admit to a certain feeling of resignatio...
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